Ayyyyy....Pulaski Meat

Who doesn't love meat ?
Which way to the Kielbasayyyyy aisle?
Sto lat !!

Ayyyyy...Turtle Back Zoo

Da Fonz is an animal lover...
especiallayyyyy da hogs, they make me wanna go ridin' on my bike.

Ayyyyy...Clinton Station Diner

Finishin' dat 50lb Mt. Olympus burger wit extra bayyyyycon,
in 3 hours...no sweat !!

Ayyyyy...Rutgers Football

Diggin' High Point Stadium...
Rutgers Scarlet Knights are wayyyyyy betta football players
than da Jefferson High dudes...

Ayyyyy...Skylark Diner

Dis place reminds me of Arnold's.
Gonna get me some Sky High French Toast...
The Fonz don't mess around when it comes to breakfayyyyyst.

Ayyyyy...Jersey Gardens Mall

Gotta get some new white tees at da outlet mall.
2 for $5 is a bargayyyyyin...
Then to Ikea for some meatballs, they remind me of my Swedish chick Inga.

Ayyyyy...Pine Tavern

It's Thursdayyyyy...
gonna stop by da Pine Tavern for their famous 1/2 price buffalo wings....
I like em' spicayyyyy !

Ayyyyy...House of Cupcakes

Gimme a cappuccino cupcayyyyyke wit extra icing
and a hot cappuccino too...t'go !
I think I seen deeze Princeton guys on Food Network...

Ayyyyy...Kings Inn Motel

Need t'make a pitstop at a cool and fancayyyyy motel...
and they make me feel like a king here.
Thinkin' I saw this joint in a rap video in da 1990s too.

Ayyyyy...Big Stash's

Loves me some Polish food.
Gonna treat myself to some pierogayyyyys with onions and sour cream.
STO -LAT !!

Ayyyyy...Stone Pony

Lovin' Asburayyyyy Park...
Thinkin' about seeing some live music t'night, some guy called da 'Boss'

Ayyyyy...Reo Diner

I'm lovin' these Jersey Disco Fries...
I think that wayyyyytress just winked at me, gonna go get her number.
Meet me at The Reo!!

Ayyyyy...La Rosa's Pastry Shop

Gimme a strawberry cheesecake...
and 10 large boxes of yer famous Ice Cream Cannolayyyyys.

Ayyyyy...New Jersey State P.B.A.

I wonder if Officer Kirk's on duty todayyyyy.
I dunno why dat guy dislikes me so much. Maybe it's da leather.

Ayyyyy...7 Eleven

It's 7-11 day, free Slurpees for everyone.
But The Fonz is too cool for brayyyyyne freeze !!!

                                                                               

Ayyyyy...Pittstown

Just havin' rayyyyyces with my bike against da tractors.

...and no I'm not lost.

Ayyyyy...Ralph's Italian Ices & Southside Cheesesteaks

Gimme a cheesestayyyyyk with provolone, onions and extra peppas...
and a Black Raspberrayyyyy Ralph's Italian Ice to wash it down.

                                                               

Ayyyyy...Linden Lanes

Gimme my usual #1 layyyyyne... and The Fonz don't wear rented shoes, it's my boots or nuthin'.
I plan on leavin' here with a perfect 300...chicks that is.

Ayyyyy...Weird NJ

New Jersey is surely da best and da weirdest state in America.
Happy Independence Dayyyyy !

                                               

Ayyyyy...Wawa

One turkey, provolone and salamayyyyy Shorti Hoagie....ta go !
Dis joint reminds me of my cousin Chachi...WA WA WA

                                           

Ayyyyy...Peterpank Diner

Gimme a black and white milkshayyyyyke...and 6 straws. Whoa !

Ayyyyy...Kasper Disposal

Returnin' the 14 garbage cans I used for my bike jumpin' stunt.
They call me Fearless Fonzayyyyy !

Ayyyyy...Wonder Bar

Bartender, gimme a shot of whiskayyyyy...
and some tequila for my buddy Tillie here.

 

Ayyyyy...Jersey Shore

First dayyyyy of summer...I see a couple a chicks in bikinis dat need my attention. But my cousin Spike buried me in the sand.
Now where did dat punk go ?

Ayyyyy...Colonia Dairy Maid

Lemme try all 40 flavors....let's start with a double of strawberrayyyyy.