Ayyyyy...House of Cupcakes

Gimme a cappuccino cupcayyyyyke wit extra icing
and a hot cappuccino too...t'go !
I think I seen deeze Princeton guys on Food Network...

Ayyyyy...Kings Inn Motel

Need t'make a pitstop at a cool and fancayyyyy motel...
and they make me feel like a king here.
Thinkin' I saw this joint in a rap video in da 1990s too.

Ayyyyy...Big Stash's

Loves me some Polish food.
Gonna treat myself to some pierogayyyyys with onions and sour cream.
STO -LAT !!

Ayyyyy...Stone Pony

Lovin' Asburayyyyy Park...
Thinkin' about seeing some live music t'night, some guy called da 'Boss'

Ayyyyy...Reo Diner

I'm lovin' these Jersey Disco Fries...
I think that wayyyyytress just winked at me, gonna go get her number.
Meet me at The Reo!!

Ayyyyy...La Rosa's Pastry Shop

Gimme a strawberry cheesecake...
and 10 large boxes of yer famous Ice Cream Cannolayyyyys.

Ayyyyy...New Jersey State P.B.A.

I wonder if Officer Kirk's on duty todayyyyy.
I dunno why dat guy dislikes me so much. Maybe it's da leather.

Ayyyyy...7 Eleven

It's 7-11 day, free Slurpees for everyone.
But The Fonz is too cool for brayyyyyne freeze !!!

                                                                               

Ayyyyy...Pittstown

Just havin' rayyyyyces with my bike against da tractors.

...and no I'm not lost.

Ayyyyy...Ralph's Italian Ices & Southside Cheesesteaks

Gimme a cheesestayyyyyk with provolone, onions and extra peppas...
and a Black Raspberrayyyyy Ralph's Italian Ice to wash it down.

                                                               

Ayyyyy...Linden Lanes

Gimme my usual #1 layyyyyne... and The Fonz don't wear rented shoes, it's my boots or nuthin'.
I plan on leavin' here with a perfect 300...chicks that is.

Ayyyyy...Weird NJ

New Jersey is surely da best and da weirdest state in America.
Happy Independence Dayyyyy !

                                               

Ayyyyy...Wawa

One turkey, provolone and salamayyyyy Shorti Hoagie....ta go !
Dis joint reminds me of my cousin Chachi...WA WA WA

                                           

Ayyyyy...Peterpank Diner

Gimme a black and white milkshayyyyyke...and 6 straws. Whoa !

Ayyyyy...Kasper Disposal

Returnin' the 14 garbage cans I used for my bike jumpin' stunt.
They call me Fearless Fonzayyyyy !

Ayyyyy...Wonder Bar

Bartender, gimme a shot of whiskayyyyy...
and some tequila for my buddy Tillie here.

 

Ayyyyy...Jersey Shore

First dayyyyy of summer...I see a couple a chicks in bikinis dat need my attention. But my cousin Spike buried me in the sand.
Now where did dat punk go ?

Ayyyyy...Colonia Dairy Maid

Lemme try all 40 flavors....let's start with a double of strawberrayyyyy.

Ayyyyy.....Roller Derby

Now these are my kinda chicks...
Just like the Beach Boys sang...I wish thayyyyy all could be Jersey Girls.

Ayyyyy...Jersey Mike's

Yo Mikey...gimme a whole #1 sub, no tomayyyyyto...extra oil and vinegar...
and make it snappy.

Ayyyyy...J.J. Bitting Brewing Co.

Waitin' for the train and relaxin' with a cold brewski.
Where's my bowl of spicy chilayyyyy?

 

Ayyyyy...United Gas

Filler' up...
It's a long way to the Cunninghams from Rt 66 Monmouth Countayyyyy.

Ayyyyy...Empress Hotel

Room service with a snap of my fingers...
Hangin' poolside with my chicks...gonna be an all nighter.
Hope I don't miss my wayyyyyke up call.

Ayyyyy...Jersey Barber Shop

Gotta pick up some more pomayyyyyde...to make sure my D.A. stays perfectamundo.

Ayyyyy...Jenkinsons

Lovin' the Jersayyyyy boardwalk in the summer, diggin' those swing rides. Good thing I didn't lose my motorcycle boot.

Ayyyyy...Big Shots

Kickin' back with the guys...watchin' the Demolition Derbayyyyy on the big screen. But watch out for the Malachi Crunch !!

Ayyyyy...Route 9

Gonna head South Jersey...
Ridin' my bike, lovin' the wind through my perfect hayyyyyir.

Ayyyyy...Garden State Auto Body

Just dropped off my applicayyyyytion for a mechanic job...I love grease !

Ayyyyy...Paramount Theatre

Can't wait to see Fats Domino in concert...
I found my thrill on Blueberrayyyyy Hill.

Ayyyyy...Big Al's Luncheonette

Dis joint is just like Big Al's place back in Milwaukayyyyyy...only smaller and without da big nose.

Ayyyyy...Jose Tejas

Meetin' Laverne for fajitas and margaritas for Cinco de Mayo...Olayyyyy !!!

                           

Ayyyyy...Grill Diner

My fayyyyyvorite joint for a Jersey style Taylor ham, egg & cheese sandwich.